it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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