i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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