i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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