I will die if light touches me.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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