This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
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