Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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