I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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