Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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