I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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