Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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