I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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