So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
this will be a night to untag.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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