how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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