Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
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