But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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