Do vagina's smell?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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