Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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