the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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