All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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