if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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