I'm drive I can fine osifer
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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