i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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