? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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