508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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