Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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