Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
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