I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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