its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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