That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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