my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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