I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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