Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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