That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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