so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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