fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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