I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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