naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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