Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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