I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
