You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I had to cum in my sink.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
