We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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