my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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