Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Dignity is for republicans.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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