May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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