even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
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