forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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