pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Can you repeat that, but with context?
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