we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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