hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
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