How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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