How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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