yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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