idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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