I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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